Okay you little cookie pushers out there! You found me! I am the Girl Scouts' dream. I am a certified cookie-addict. I will order cookies from every one of you that crosses my path with your little sheets that promise sugar, chocolate and peanut butter. You'll reel me in by not taking payment until you've delivered those sweet, delicious calorie laden treats because you know once I see those brightly colored boxes my mouth will start to water. You know I'm getting older and addled and that means I can't keep track of how many boxes I've ordered from all of you.
I'm on to you. Not that it makes much difference, I'm still going to buy lots of cookies. But I just want YOU to know that I know. Now, I'm off to the grocery store. They were stocking the Girl Scout Cookie ice cream yesterday and I want to stock up.
1 day ago